grindcore house now has a selection of fancy homemade flavors of tofutti cream cheeses for you to enjoy on your bagel. choices include scallion, jalapeno, olive, and sundried tomato. YES. the scallion is perfect--fresh, oniony goodness. the jalapeno has a nice, mild and tangy heat. the olive is of the kalamata variety, and it is purple. and tastes purple. as in, good. the sundried tomato is a slightly sweet spread from heaven if there was such a thing.
this shit is ruining my life. i have a daily "bagel or no bagel" fight with myself before i even leave the house. i want it to ruin your life, too. now go.
-beka
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